Drainlayer Gifts

Workman's Bottom

Warrior Woman

"It's trickle down."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Stratigraphy

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

A bricklayer building a tree

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

Builders bum

Bricklayer

Irish Bricklayer