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Workman's Bottom

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Warrior Woman

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"It's trickle down."

Stratigraphy

Brickie's Mate

Brick Salesman

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Home maintenance

A bricklayer building a tree

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Bricklayers in goal.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

Builders bum

Bricklayer