Drywaller Gifts

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Organic Soldering.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Welsh Dragon

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Home maintenance

"Here's the weak point."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

The famous Walled-off salad.

'This doesn't look good.'

A bricklayer building a tree

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"