Drywaller Mugs

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Organic Soldering.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Brickie's Mate

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Brick Salesman

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Welsh Dragon

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Home maintenance

"Here's the weak point."

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

'This doesn't look good.'

The famous Walled-off salad.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

A bricklayer building a tree

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"