Drywall Devotee Gifts

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Brickie's Mate

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"Here's the weak point."

International House of Paperwork

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Cave Wallpaper

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

'911!'

'Sometimes the walls move...'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Desk boxes: 'TOO LITTLE...TOO LATE'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

"If there's anything more we can do for you, don't hesitate to fill out the proper forms."

The house that Ruth built.

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

People admire a freshly painted wall

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Business/Pleasure charts.