Drywalling Gifts

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Texturing the Walls

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Home maintenance

The famous Walled-off salad.

'This doesn't look good.'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

"The cat was there."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

Decorative Evidence

"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Metropolitan Marines

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Bricklayer admires her work.

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

"Riding Low magazine sent me some cool wallpapers!"

"Water feature, water feature...."