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"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Texturing the Walls

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Home maintenance

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'This doesn't look good.'

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"The cat was there."

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

Decorative Evidence

"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Metropolitan Marines

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Bricklayer admires her work.

"Water feature, water feature...."