Carpet Layer Prints

"These clouds are really plush!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Carpet cleaner.

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

Where is global warming when you want it?

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

'I said shag carpeting.'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'No seat belts, dad?'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions.

'I got the raise!'

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

Office carpets,putting green type.

Bird on Flying Carpet.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

'Carpets' 'Try before you buy'

'Whenever I have concrete left after a job, I come out here and sell it as the ultimate sunscreen.'

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

Whew! That was close!

'Admit it Abdullah, this magic carpet of yours has us hopelessly lost in the desert.'

Magic carpet mechanic underneath carpet saying 'try it now',

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."