Tile Installer Mugs

Flower Shop. Sale. Careful, he's putting down some new tiles. A florist and a floorist!

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

Kitchen Tiling.

"Sky, sir?"

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been a actor in the theater, in archeologist, and now he's a diplomat! He hasn't been any of those things. He used to install doors. Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances." And he was an inspector, book for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. He said he "searcher for ancient cultures." Now he sells mattresses. You think he's a diplomat? Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world"

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

Rep-Tiles.

Blake's Sealant.

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

We prefer "kitchen surface installers." not "counter-fitters."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Reptiles lizards in the form of tiles basking in the sun.

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

'This suit is lined with heat resistant tiles.'

Bird box with satellite dish.

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."