Installation Artist Gifts

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

Art Supplies

Low budget Christo copycats.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Madonna of the Pukes.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

The Artist

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Can You Spot the Differences?

International Women's Day.

' A good idea '

Face painting.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Alien David statue

Ban on Free Speech

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE