Home Solar Installation Gifts

Solar Panel

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

The Not-So Smart Meter

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Summer Energy

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Sustainability

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Solar Power.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

How to Build a Bungalow

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Solar Cars

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Will build to suit myself.