Home Building Gifts

Three little pigs-mortgage.

Build your dream home.

'Little Suzy Home maker'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'I don't care if you built it yourself. This place is a fire trap.'

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'What am I going to do now that I've won the lottery? Stay in the contracting until it runs out.'

'Home building' going through the roof

'Yes, we do have special handling for dissatisfied customers.'

Woodpecker House

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

'So this is what they mean by helping people to get on the property ladder!'

'D I Y log cabin for sale'

"I just built me a summer home up north."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

NOW you tell me you don't want children?

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Building Sandcastles.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'