House Building Gifts

Plasterer skimming a wall

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Do it yourself books.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Building Sandcastles.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Lego Haircut

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"First snowman?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Building Blocks.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

High speed cinder block

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle