Homebuilding Gifts

'We unknowingly built the house in the middle of the western swamp turtle's migration route and we're required to allow them unobstructed access.'

"Building a home where the buffalo roam wasn't one of your better ideas!"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"The new house is almost ready!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

A cock up of builders

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

How to Build a Bungalow

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Builders.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

Skeleton Builder.