Solar Engineer Gifts

"No you hear me correctly, I'm a solar bear"

Solar energy

U.S. coal production powered by solar panels

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Noisy energy?

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Solar Panel

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Parking meter on the moon.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Summer Energy

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Sustainability

"I am not afraid of you!"

Life in the fastest lane.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

A gap between the solar panels

Solar Power.

Spy Satellite

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Celestial Navigation

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Desert island wind-turbine.