Solar Panel Installer T-Shirts

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

AC hell

Sustainability

Solar Panels R US

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

Summer Energy

Politically Correct Snowperson

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Solar Panel

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

A gap between the solar panels

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Solar Cars

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"When did they add this channel?!"

Plant Solar Panel

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Sunflower

"Sky, sir?"

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

Planet Earth Goes Round Sun At 67,000 MPH.

"But if we let you pick and choose your own stations, that could hurt a lot of feelings."

'Found the problem with the solar panels.'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones