Aqua Aerobics Lovers Gifts

Aquarobics.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I thought it was deeper here."

'He has really taken to the training.'

Step aerobics

Hexercise.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'How was aerobics class?'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

The Dread Arrows

'You're taking an aerobics class? -- is there that much air?'

'I've turned off the music, Doctor, but I can't seem to turn her off.'

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

'Fred, I think you better get rid of those flys on you hat.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

'I wish John would get off this water conservation kick.'

The RAF salute the world of banking

Skywriter: 'DARN it!' A Skywriter has just realised he has written the first part of a Slogan in reverse