Roman Culture Fan Mugs

"Well, it seems we've run out of condemned criminals and Christians. Do you think maybe we could keep the crowd happy if we tried throwing in some overly strident vegans?"

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Hadrian's Wall

The Fall of Gnome

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Goddess

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

The Original Gossip Columns

Romulus (left) and Remus

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Carpe diem

Julius Caesar

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'Somebody got some sun.'

Ion Luca Caragiale.

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Britain in 410AD

Hadrian's Fence

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

The Colossal Issue

Donald Trump

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'