Roman History Buffs Gifts

'Now get out there and execute.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Neptune

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Who's the new guy?'

I'm Spartacus.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Euro Problems

The Original Gossip Columns

All Roads Lead To Rome

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Janus 2021

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Julius Caesar

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."