Romans Aficionados Mugs

"First they have to settle who's the most christian."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

I'm Spartacus.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Euro Problems

The Original Gossip Columns

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

All Roads Lead To Rome

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Janus 2021

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Virgil

Julius Caesar

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater