Ancient Rome Enthusiasts Prints

'Here. Who's going to believe Nero played bongos while Rome burned?'

A lion walks into a Colosseum arena where a dish of food is waiting.

Pomp and circumstance...WHAT?!

'Caesar, your Imperial Majesty, I'm afraid we cannot get the lions to eat these Creationists. It seems the beasts prefer their meat properly aged.'

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Sundial Time

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

The Original Gossip Columns

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Janus 2021

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Islington Angels.

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

I told you not to touch its belly.

Mummies for Dummies

Virgil

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Stan's OK Deliveries

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

A crying man wears a laurel wreath

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."