Roman Empire Fanatic Pillows

How's my driving.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Hadrian's Wall

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

The Fall of Gnome

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

El Greco

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Julius Caesar

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Michelangelo

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

Hadrian's Fence

Britain in 410AD

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'