Roman Empire Enthusiast Pillows

Obsessives anon -"My name is Hadrian and I build walls."

''Invade Mesopotamia'? ? I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!'

'You expect the lions and the death, but the booing from the crowd is just hurtful.'

"Stuff history. We're going this way."

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit..

The Roman Army.

"I think Pliny the Younger looks older than Pliny the Elder."

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Hadrian's Wall

Neptune

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

The Fall of Gnome

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

The Original Gossip Columns

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"Efficiency tombs available"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Virgil