Roman Empire Enthusiast T-Shirts

Obsessives anon -"My name is Hadrian and I build walls."

''Invade Mesopotamia'? ? I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!'

'You expect the lions and the death, but the booing from the crowd is just hurtful.'

"Stuff history. We're going this way."

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit..

The Roman Army.

"I think Pliny the Younger looks older than Pliny the Elder."

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Neptune

Hadrian's Wall

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

The Fall of Gnome

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

The Original Gossip Columns

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Efficiency tombs available"

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Julius Caesar

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Bath Christmas Market