Roman Empire Fan T-Shirts

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Hadrian's Fence

Britain in 410AD

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

The Fall of Gnome

"Marcus, this sword is filthy...you want to give people tetanus?"

Christian lions

Flavius becomes embarrassed on ordering a pack of Trojans.

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Hadrian's Wall

Roman

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"Efficiency tombs available"

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Julius Caesar

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

Monster chariot races

Ancient paperwork.

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'

A bird nesting on a statue of Caesar

Mappa Brittanica

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'