Roman Empire Fan Pillows

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Hadrian's Fence

Britain in 410AD

Call. I hate the pledge drive.

Rome Budget Office. Nero is cutting the fire department budget to pay for his violin lessons.

"Let's stay for the Q&A."

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

The Fall of Gnome

"Marcus, this sword is filthy...you want to give people tetanus?"

Christian lions

Flavius becomes embarrassed on ordering a pack of Trojans.

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Hadrian's Wall

Roman

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

All Roads Lead To Rome

"Efficiency tombs available"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Getting to Know You

Julius Caesar

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater