Ancient Empires Fan Pillows

Attila the Hun

'It's an extinction notice.'

Hadrian's Wall

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Fall of Gnome

"Darn autocorrect!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Pyramids exploding.

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Easter Island Secret

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Efficiency tombs available"

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Carpe diem