Roman Era Fan Pillows

"... But you can still ask the audience."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Lessons in Prehistory.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Hadrian's Wall

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

The Fall of Gnome

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Euro Problems

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

All Roads Lead To Rome

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

Romulus (left) and Remus

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"So, Heep...have you any excuse for your appalling behaviour?"

Victorian woman at a bar.

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Julius Caesar

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

The de-friending of Julius Caesar