Roman Era Fan Pillows

"... But you can still ask the audience."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Lessons in Prehistory.

Hadrian's Wall

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

The Fall of Gnome

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

I'm Spartacus.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Euro Problems

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

All Roads Lead To Rome

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

Romulus (left) and Remus

"So, Heep...have you any excuse for your appalling behaviour?"

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Victorian woman at a bar.

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

Julius Caesar

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

The Last Thing Out.

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."