Roman History Fanatic Pillows

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Rome,11A.D.,and another capacity crowd attends the Colanderseum.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Bacchus.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Neptune

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Sphinx Comes Alive

I'm Spartacus.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Janus 2021

Romulus (left) and Remus

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

Virgil

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'