Roman History Fanatic Pillows

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Rome,11A.D.,and another capacity crowd attends the Colanderseum.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Neptune

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Sphinx Comes Alive

I'm Spartacus.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Janus 2021

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.