Roman History Buff Pillows

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

'And now I've got gum stuck to the bottom of my sandal, that's it, I'm out of here.'

"Lucy, move - you're blocking Pliny the Elder."

"My Facebook page has only one like, but it is from the Emperor."

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

'Cuts in Roman times.'

"No, five."

Neptune

"It's an outbreak of acne, Sir."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

The Fall of Gnome

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

I'm Spartacus.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

'Go home Daisy, the lions have got your spot!'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'