Roman History Lover Pillows

Romulus (left) and Remus

'Yes, Albert, storylines for television series - anything else?'

'It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them... Now, isn't that sweet...'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Neptune

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Trojan Hurdler.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Here's the parking lot."

"I'm having my entrails read."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I'm Spartacus.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

I came, I saw, I partied!

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"