Roman History Reader Pillows

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Neptune

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

I'm Spartacus.

Redlaw and the Phantom

'Bront?saurus.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

Jane Austen

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Janus 2021

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Books of Tablets

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."