Roman Mythology Fan Pillows

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Iliadette.

Hadrian's Wall

The Fall of Gnome

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Life and Death

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

I'm Spartacus.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

Julius Caesar

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Britain in 410AD

Hadrian's Fence

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"