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"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Iliadette.

Hadrian's Wall

The Fall of Gnome

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

I'm Spartacus.

Life and Death

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

Julius Caesar

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Hadrian's Fence

Britain in 410AD

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"