Greek And Roman Mythology Fan Pillows

I came, I saw, I partied!

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Iliadette.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Goddess

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Well this is awkward.'

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

'Who's that painted lady?'

The Mother Of Damocles