Rome Enthusiast Pillows

'Still not punchy enough. Try putting NERO all in capitals...'

The Original Gossip Columns

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Ovid

'My guess is that we've uncovered a Roman burial ground.'

'I knew I shouldn't have come. That Maximus, throws the worst orgies!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I'm Spartacus.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Janus 2021

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Virgil

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

Julius Caesar

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Bath Christmas Market

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater