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"Oh God, I'm almost 30..."

'Hold it buster!' say security guards as cupid flies through.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Define fair."

Mythical Family of Four.

Alberich steals the gold

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'