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"Oh God, I'm almost 30..."

'Hold it buster!' say security guards as cupid flies through.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"It feels good to unwind..."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

Jason and the Aga notes,

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Define fair."

Alberich steals the gold

Mythical Family of Four.

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'