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Achilles needs first aid.

Aeneas and Dido

"Our plan has failed. The elephants of Hannibal are not frightened by our little mice."

Hermes using foot spray

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

"Long Johns Silver."

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"No, let down your hair!"

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

Socrates does lunch

"That's not what I said."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

The Dungeon

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

ATM Inside

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Robin Hood.

Argonauts and football

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."