Lover Of Epic Battles Pillows

'Relax...what could possibly go wrong?'

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'I envisioned something more robust'

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

Virgil

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

Roman paramedic.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

Valkyrie.

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Sauron's Sore Eye

Trojan Horse.

Don Quixote

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

Ski slope jousting.

Brifone, Aquilante and the Two Fairies are Shown By Astolfo How He Has Slain Orrilo. The Enchanted Hair Has Been Removed From His Head.

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

'You and whose army?'

Grant's Overland Campaign: Army of the Potomac- General Warren Rallying the Marylanders

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine gun salesman rejected during battle

"Wake up – you're Tolkien in your sleep again."

Battle of Gettysburg - Longstreet's Charge

"I hate Mondays."