Battle Story Enthusiast Gifts

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

'Forget what?'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Your tax $ at WAR.

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Ad Valorem

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Left Behind

Eight Years Into the Fight

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

'They want the medals back. Apparently, you used a Vicks inhaler before going over the top in 1916.'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'Honey, please don't ask Grandaddy about the war.'

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'

'Breaker Morant would have been proved innocent if he hadn't shot the people needed for his defence.'

'Where now in Afghanistan?'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

"The Balkans. This is where I came in."

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"Where, you may wonder, is our moral compass."

Productivity and Agriculture.

'Honey, this is my Uncle Duggie . . . he lost most of his DNA during the war.'