Battle Story Enthusiast Gifts

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

'Forget what?'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Your tax $ at WAR.

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

Ad Valorem

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

'They want the medals back. Apparently, you used a Vicks inhaler before going over the top in 1916.'

'Honey, please don't ask Grandaddy about the war.'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'Where now in Afghanistan?'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

'Breaker Morant would have been proved innocent if he hadn't shot the people needed for his defence.'

"The Balkans. This is where I came in."

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

Productivity and Agriculture.

'Honey, this is my Uncle Duggie . . . he lost most of his DNA during the war.'

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

"Where, you may wonder, is our moral compass."