Warfare Wit Enthusiast Mugs

Fox Holes

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

Putin and Zelensky

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Vladimir Putin.

Eye Off the Ball

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'