Homemade Couture Creator Gifts

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

A Macaroni in 1772

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Fashion Week"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Granny Wear

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Melania Trump

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

'We have to talk.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Anna Wintour

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Fashion world.

'Underground cartoonist'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Belling the Cat

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

Elegant Lady

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'