Homemade Couture Creator Gifts

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

A Macaroni in 1772

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Fashion Week"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Granny Wear

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Melania Trump

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Fashion world.

'Underground cartoonist'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'We have to talk.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Elegant Lady

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

Belling the Cat