Kitchen Couture Creator Gifts

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Cookbooks

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Ghostbasters 3

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

I Bake. Deal with it.

Chefs-R-Us

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Granny Wear

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Chef makes a cook book.

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."