Kitchen Couture Creator T-Shirts

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Cookbooks

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Ghostbasters 3

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Granny Wear

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

Chefs-R-Us

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

I Bake. Deal with it.

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Chef makes a cook book.

Mixed marriage: food fight

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."