Creator Of Couture T-Shirts

Fashion department desk trays/In/So Over.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

A Macaroni in 1772

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Fashion Week"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Granny Wear

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Melania Trump

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'We have to talk.'

Fashion world.

Chapeaux!

Stylist at London Fashion week resigns over a designer's decision to use a live rooster as a suitable accessory to the outfit.

The latest fall fashion trends

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

Elegant Lady

Evening Gown