Creator Of Couture Mugs

Fashion department desk trays/In/So Over.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

A Macaroni in 1772

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Fashion Week"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Granny Wear

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Melania Trump

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

Stylist at London Fashion week resigns over a designer's decision to use a live rooster as a suitable accessory to the outfit.

'We have to talk.'

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

Obscene Hollywood phone call

The latest fall fashion trends

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

Fashion world.

Chapeaux!

Elegant Lady

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Evening Gown

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'