Haute Couture Mugs

Stylist at London Fashion week resigns over a designer's decision to use a live rooster as a suitable accessory to the outfit.

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haute Suture

A Macaroni in 1772

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Fashion Week"

Granny Wear

Chefs-R-Us

Sir Cecil Beaton

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

The latest fall fashion trends

Obscene Hollywood phone call

Chapeaux!

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

Belling the Cat

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

A Car checking out some Cardigans made for Cars

"Do you mind? I'm new here."

"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."