Kitchen Creatives Gifts

Never mix business and pleasure.

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

Banana Midlife Crisis

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Canape?

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

In the DNA Kitchen

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Baloneystini

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Sweet surprise.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

All-Candy Seder.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Cook in the cookery section.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Picasso

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.