Kitchen Crafter Gifts

Jeff's Smorgasbord

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Chefs-R-Us

Harps and Embroidery.

I Bake. Deal with it.

What's Their Secret?

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Styrofoam.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"I usually work in snow."

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted