Kitchen Creative Gifts

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Chefs-R-Us

'How would you like a whirlpool bath?'

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

"We give thanks for plant-based meals that spare some of us. . . and those humans who choose these."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lockdown casserole

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Baloneystini

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

All-Candy Seder.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Cook in the cookery section.

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Picasso

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Swiss Army Stove.

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."